Luckiest moment of the year the contenders
Wiggy's strike on lea hall where he hit his 4 yard wide lead and ran the block.
Wiggy's "shake hands i have lost oooo what happened there i have won" moment
Wiggy's draw on at least 14 occasions
The winner goes to Wiggy for us allowing him back after the Moseley tried to bury him under the green.
Nickname of the year
Chris Greenhill - Killer, Bungee, Bungee Killer
Cat Crane - Dora the explorer and latterly Dora the informer
Chris and Neelesh - Team Dodgewana , Dodgetanion and Wooleywana
The winner - Cat Crane with Dora the explorer
Stroker of the year was a 1 horse race won by Jack Savage who's stroking of his balls at home is so legendary he even shared them on snap chat. Here we see Jack at last years presentation
Movie bad ass of the year
Scott Taylor goes William Money and insults the raven threatening to burn down the pub and kill their pets (Allegedley!!-Ed)
Wiggy goes all Travis Bickle and asks shard end if they are talking to me (That ones true, I was there - Ed)
Chris Greenhil goes all Liam Neeson from all the Taken films, vowing a bloody revenge and torture upon someone for talking to his bowls. (That happened at least 11 times! - Ed)
The winner, for sheer menace and being more up to date in his referencing, Chris Greenhill
Caterer of the year is a straight fight between the pub and JP
JP takes it by unanimous decision120 -108 120-108 120 -108
Supporter of the year
Scotts sterling work in the seniors and juniors and having to sit through 1 and a half painful over 60's home games.
Jacko's pained screams that sounds like he is giving birth
JP's attendance at every game the Olton are playing.
The winner is JP for attending 214 games this year even ones he didn't know were on and he'd just come to have a sit down.
Crappiest appearance at a bowls game -
Chris Greenhill's impossibly dirty trainers
Jack's basildon bond ensemble
Jacks 12 year old straight from football look
The winner - Jack and his shorts and football socks with no trainers ensemble
Tag team of the year
Doddgewana
The Chuckles
the twins in the carvery
Due to the twins no longer working at the pub, tag team champions of the world have been declared as The Chuckles
Club men/ladies of the year
Lesley Christmas
Maggie wooley
Karen Burton
The winner - Lesley Maggie and Karen all win for paying full subs just to play a handful of games mostly for little reward but never letting anyone down and hopefully enjoying every minute.
Captain of the year
PG- tips 1 promotion
CJ- promotion and stealing a cup final
Rocky- champions
Wiggy - picked a side occasionally
Craig - Genius
a surprise winner with CJ stealing the trophy and shuffling off at a very low speed.
Jack of the year
Jack Savage
Eddie priestner
Another shock win with Eddie winning best Jack of the year for his double attempt at returning a jack to the green and managing to strike the lean-to roof.
Nominations for King of the Taylors
Scott Taylor – Number 12, chief supporter, role model for Chris Greenhill and paladin tank, beat both Craggers and CJ in one day .
Craig Taylor – Club captain, Saturday Premier Captain, Thursday A Captain, counsellor, confidant, motivator, blog writer and god damn handsome man
Taylor Swift – Pop princess, warbler, Katy Perry Feuder , Nice legs
The Winner Scotty for beating the club captain by the terribly underhand tactic of turning over.
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Renovation of the year
The ladies toilets – lighting, painting, water proofing Neelesh worked tirelessly for the ladies of the club
The borders – Plants provided by Chris James , Rocky, The Chuckles, Dave Hosgood , Produced by Dave Lowe Dave Hosgood and Rocky. Directed By Rocky
The steps that lead to nowhere – Craggers noticed the steps were in disrepair and selflessly used his wood to knock them back into shape.
The Winner Craig’s raging fury
Twerk of the Year
Nicky Minaj - anaconda
Miley Cyrus - all day everyday
Iggy Azalea and Jennifer Lopez – in a new video I didn't watch with the sound up
The winner is Craig Taylor for shaking his pert buttocks in the beer garden leaving his fans clamouring for more while throwing underwear and room keys at him.
T Shirt of the Year
Craig Taylor is the only nomination as he wore an incredible assortment for every game, but for sheer geekery this is the winner :-)
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