Renewal

Sat on the toilet and have ten minutes to kill? Bored on a short hop bus back from work? Thoroughly depressed on your way to work? Do you need to pretend you are engrossed in something so your other half doesn’t ask you an awkward question like "do you love me?" "Fancy kids?" "Are you sleeping with the neighbour?" "Or why are you an Expletive deleted?" well your prayers have been answered! The rebirth, the resurrection, the revival and resurgence of the best blog written by two Sheldon brother's in history is finally here. During the renaissance you can expect such amazing content as digging up multiple fuchsias the Sheldon way, my ongoing difficulty in spelling the word fuchsia, and other non Fuchsia related content like a walk through history, a walk through tiredness and maybe a "I'm going to lay down for a bit, you carry on". Eventually (hopefully) there will be the return of bowls related content such as scores, match reviews and generally assorted oddness from the crazy world of crown green bowls. As per usual, this will spew forth mostly from my fevered and diseased brain while Scott manfully tires to make sense of it and add interesting photos in an attempt to make this tosh bearable for himself and for you, my adoring fan. I promise you a return bigger than the Elvis' Comback special in 68! More satifying than Arnie crashing a car through the police station after telling the hapless desk clerk he will be back! And a bigger knockout than George Foreman returning and beating Micheal Morer for the world title. There will be thrills, spills, action, tales of derring-do, intrigue and aventure and loads of references people wont get or want to. Local celebrities have been raving about it the blogs return!. Malcom stent says “its more fun than a hernia”. Karen carney says “its good during covid” Howard from the Halifax ad says “thanks for remembering me, can I have my £20 now”