Amputation

As you can see from The Club Captain's report on the presentation, there was a major injury during the prize giving. With the assistance of The Red Cross, FEMA, The Second Parachute Battalion and a bit of bog roll, disaster was averted.

I must warn you that the following picture is graphic in content and viewer discretion is advised.

It is clear from the photo that the incident was horrific for the following reasons:

1) The wearing of trousers that were purchased from an advert in The Sunday Mercury at £12.99 for two pairs and a free wardrobe tidier

2) Patterned grey socks that, if i'm not mistaken, are hand me ups from Craggers when he was a babby.

3) Tan shoes!! Tan!!! It's not bloody 1974!!!


Fortunately for all, CJ survived this harrowing incident. The Trousers, however, has to be put down.